Alessi

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Hate Sink
Full Name	Alessi
Alias	None
Origin	JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders
Allies	Dio Brando
Powers/Skills	Sethan (ability to de-age people)
Goals	Kill Polnareff and Jotaro. (failed)
What Makes Them Despicable	Turning Polnareff into a little kid and attempting to kill him. Picking on people who are weaker than him.
"Love to hate" factors	Slight laughably evil.
Type of Hate Sink	Sadistic Dimwit

“	I can't say this out loud, but I adore picking on weak things. I like it a little too much. Heeheeeheehee... I'm sick in the head, but you know what they say... "If you think you're crazy then you probably aren't."? That must mean I'm okay!	„
	~ Alessi

Alessi is a minor antagonist in JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. He is a mercenary of Dio Brando and member of the Egypt 9 Glory Gods.

What Makes Him a Hate Sink?

• His entire modus opperandi is that he is a sadistic coward who loves picking on people weaker than him and thus transforms his enemies into children with his stand before murdering them with an axe or other sadistic methods, which he does too Polnareff.
• He takes insane leaps of logic to justify this behaviour, claiming that him being aware it's messed up makes him perfectly sane.
• After an innocent child bumps into him and accidentally spills some mud on him, he at first feigns sympathy only to beat him up instead as soon as he learns that his parents aren't nearby.
• Turns Polnareff’s caretaker into a prenatal fetus which would have eventually killed her, claiming she deserved it for trying to help him.
• Showcases some brutal incompetence while hunting child Polnareff, getting outwitted multiple times by him despite Polnareff being easily the dumbest member of the Stardust Crusaders.
• Turns Jotaro into a child and tries to kill him, only for him to get pathetically beaten up by a mere child.

External Links

• Alessi on the Villains Wiki.
• Alessi on the Pathetic Pinhead Wiki.

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