William "Billy" "Bowling Hands" Roberts is a posthumous antagonist in SuperMarioLogan. He was an old school rival and bully to Brooklyn T Guy.
What makes him a Hate Sink?[]
- After having his hands run over by a train and lopped off, he replaced them with Bowling balls, which he used to give himself an unfair advantage in Bowling, throwing himself down the lane and riding his hands into the pins (though this was apparently allowed in the rulebook per rule of funny).
- He stole Brooklyn Guy's thunder as a Bowling champion.
- When Brooklyn gave up on Bowling and decided to try Boxing, Billy joined as well and used his Bowling ball hands to again give him an unfair advantage, punching Brooklyn in the mouth with his Bowling balls and knocking all his teeth out. What makes this worse is that Brooklyn was shocked when he saw that Billy was his opponent and clearly did not want to continue at that point, but Billy attacked him before he had a chance to forfeit, which is attacking off guard and a blatant act of cheating. Amazingly, he was not arrested, punished, or even disqualified for the blatant unfair advantage and act of assault. Brooklyn's teeth never got replaced, leaving him permanently disfigured.
- Billy deliberately followed Brooklyn around, joining every sport and club that Brooklyn joined seemingly just to torment him by upstaging him for his own amusement. This is stalking and is illegal and also makes him a bully.
- Everyone but Brooklyn liked him despite the fact that he obviously had an unfair advantage in Bowling and Boxing, blatantly cheated at the latter and physically assaulted Brooklyn, and deliberately tormented him by joining every sport and club that he did to outshine him.
- He is portrayed as smug, having a large and self assured smile.
- He was rather stupid; he got himself killed because he deliberately joined the school swim team to outshine Brooklyn, who deliberately baited him by joining knowing full well that Billy would join just to outshine him. This lead to him drowning when he was too stupid to realize the obvious fact that his Bowling balls would cause him to sink and drown.
- To Brooklyn's dismay, even after he died, people still loved Billy and honored him by naming the school and Bowling alley after him. All the girls even unfairly blamed Brooklyn for Billy's death, ignoring the fact that he was a smug and cheating bully who assaulted Brooklyn and knocked his teeth out, as well as the fact that the death was largely his own fault.
- His death does not make him a scapegoat, as he brought it on himself and was an arrogant and bullying jerk.
- His loss of his hands does not make him tragic, as he became extremely successful because of it and tormented Brooklyn, who had nothing to do with it.